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IWANTONE
Shirt Humour  |  SKU: STTU169-WHI-M-1

My Job Is Top Secret

Regular price £18.99

Color: Black
Size

Product Details

  • Fabric: 100% Organic Ringspun Combed Cotton, Single Jersey.
  • Set-in sleeves.
  • 1x1 rib at neck collar.
  • Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
  • Twin needle topstitch at sleeve cuff and hem.

Washing Instructions

  • Wash at 30°c.
  • Do not tumble dry.
  • Do not iron.

Delivery and Shipping

  • Average shipping time 2-5 working days
  • Royal Mail tracked available.
  • Evri tracked available

Warning: May cause uncontrollable smirks in public.

Printed in the UK

Premium Organic Cotton

Description

Say it with sarcasm. This minimalist text tee says it better than most people can: "My job is top secret… even I don’t know what I’m doing." Printed to order in the UK on a premium Stanley/Stella Creator tee, it's soft, sustainable, and always hilarious.

Perfect for coworkers, casual Fridays, or as a cheeky gift for that one colleague.

• 100% organic cotton (Stanley/Stella Creator)
• Available in multiple sizes/colours
• Sustainable packaging included

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